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1、-范文最新推荐- 晚会小品:新编大话西游 小品-新编大话西游杰克: 嗨,mm紫霞: 嘛事?杰克: 没啥,只想和you说句话。紫霞: 我听。(举个上面写有我听的牌子)杰克: 我只是想说有一个人暗恋you许久,他非常的喜欢you,对您的敬仰有如涛涛江水连绵不断。 紫霞: 我晕。(高举写有我晕的牌子)杰克:他优雅的体态散发出诱人的魅力,让所有girl难以抗拒他那双叫人心碎的眼睛,不管多么冷傲的女性都会被他温柔的眼神所融化。他高傲,但宅心仁厚,他低调,但受人景仰,他究竟是神仙的化身,还是地狱的使者,没人知道,但是可以肯定,他就是-美
2、貌与智慧并重英雄与侠义的化身-改变社会风气,风靡万天少女,提高年轻人内涵,玉树临风,风度翩翩的情圣-孙悟空。紫霞: 好感动啊!(高举写有好感动的牌子)杰克:替人解决婚姻大事是我们做托的责任,而行善积德也是我们本身的兴趣,所以我每个星期都安排一次相亲的事。紫霞:你脱衣服干嘛?(高举快脱快脱的牌子)rose:你丫的背着我去相亲?至尊宝:亲爱的,我怎么敢呢?rose: 你敢就让你死给我看。至尊宝:你知道吗?曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及。人世间最痛苦的过于此。只要和你在一起,我就会对你说三个字:i love you。如果
3、非要在这份爱上加个期限,我希望是一万年!rose:那你要怎么搞定啊?至尊宝:我已经想好了,让我师傅去哟!rose:哼,那个秃驴!至尊宝:这年头,管不了这些了,他老人家一把年纪了,快熬不住了。他一看到girl两眼就发光,就算是江湖救济吧。唐僧:扫地只不过是我地表面工作,我真正地身份是一位研究僧。(高举研究僧的牌子) 我左青龙,右白虎,老牛在腰间,龙头在胸口,人挡杀人,佛挡杀佛。至尊宝: 哇噻,师傅这么厉害啊,这box里是不是有什么灵丹妙药啊?give me看看先。唐僧: 你想要啊?悟
4、空,你想要的话你就说话嘛。你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?虽然你很有诚意地看着我,可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗?那你就拿去吧!你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗?至尊宝:我kao!秃驴,给我!至尊宝:师傅,师傅。唐僧: 徒儿,come 说话。至尊宝:师傅,给你介绍师母的事情你考虑的如何?你可一定要去啊!唐僧: 徒儿啊,我是长夜漫漫无心睡眠啊,快想疯了,哎,只可惜命里注定,今生无缘啊,because(唱歌)歌: 我是女生 变性的女生 我是女生 幽怨的女生 我是女生
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