英语小笑话外国电影中的唯美句子.ppt
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1、Today there are two major parts in the speech,1 . Some English small jokes 2 . Some beautiful sentences of the movie,I know who god is,A boy says to his mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, is God
2、black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, still curious, says after a while, is God gay or straight, mommy? The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and straight. The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he final
3、ly has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson? 囧,Secret For a Long Life,A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊) . I couldnt help noticing how happy you look, she says. Whats your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case(箱) of whis
4、key a week, eat fatty foods and never do exercise. Wow, thats amazing, says the woman. How old are you? Twenty-two. -_-|,Two Attorneys 两个律师,Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over a
5、nd told them, “You cant eat your own sandwiches here!“ The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. _,Fat Man and Thin Man,A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby(大厅). “From your looks,” said the fat man, “there might have been a famine(饥荒
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